Season 2 quotes
2.01 When She Was Bad
"Yeah, that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat - the stains." - Jenny
2.02 Some Assembly Required
"Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies." - Buffy
2.03 School Hard
"You get the hell away from my daughter." - Joyce
2.04 Inca Mummy Girl
"Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong." - Willow
2.05 Reptile Boy
"Why did I ever let you talk me into coming here?" - Cordelia
2.06 Halloween
"She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?" - Willow
2.07 Lie to Me
"Uh, where's the doorknob?" - Spike
2.08 The Dark Age
"Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed." - Buffy
2.09 What's My Line Pt. 1
"Don't warn the tadpoles!" - Willow
2.10 What's My Line Pt. 2
"No wonder you died." - Kendra
2.11 Ted
"How is Angel? Pretend I care." - Xander
2.12 Bad Eggs
"But you promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey." - Buffy
2.13 Surprise
"Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?" - Oz
2.14 Innocence
"I'll just let it burn." - Buffy
2.15 Phases
"He said he was going through all these changes, then he went through all these changes." - Willow
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2.01 When She Was Bad
ReplyDelete"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense. -Principal Snyder
No, actually that would be one of the five. -Giles"
2.03 School Hard
ReplyDelete"Slayer. Here, Kitty, Kitty. I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. And use there bones to bash your head in." -Spike
2.04 Inca Mummy Girl
ReplyDelete"That's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts, he makes up in lack-of-smarts." -Xander
2.05 Reptile Boy
ReplyDelete"And you! You're gonna live forever. You don't have time for a cup of coffee?" -Willow
2.06 Halloween
ReplyDelete"That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when?" -Cordelia
2.07 Lie To Me
ReplyDelete"Good idea. Now you let everybody out or your girlfriend fits in an ashtray." -Buffy
2.08 The Dark Age
ReplyDelete"Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles of my ears." -Giles
2.09 What's My Line Pt.1
ReplyDelete"Trouble? She's the gnat in my ear. The gristle in my teeth. She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!" -Spike
2.10 What's My Line Pt.2
ReplyDelete"I'm thinking... maybe dinner and a movie. Don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know." -Spike
2.11 Ted
ReplyDelete"So you're gonna talk about somethin' else at some point?" -Angel
2.12 Bad Eggs
ReplyDelete"Everyday women? Why didn't you just go to muu muus r us?" -Buffy
2.13 Surprise
ReplyDelete"Yeah, that'll work! Now say pretty please." -Spike
2.14 Innocence
ReplyDelete"You can't see the stars love, that's the ceiling. Also, it's day." -Spike
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ReplyDelete2.15 Phases
ReplyDelete"This cheerleading trophy. It's like it's eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it." -Oz
2.16 Bewitched, Bothered, And Bewildered
ReplyDelete"Ok, Harmony, if you need to borrow my midol, just ask." -Cordelia
2.17 Passion
ReplyDelete"Uh-uh. No fair going into the ring unless he tags you first." -Spike
2.18 Killed By Death
ReplyDelete"Man, Buffy. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life." -Xander
2.19 I Only Have Eyes For You
ReplyDelete"It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us." -Spike
2.20 Go Fish
ReplyDelete"That is wrong. A big fat spankin' wrong. It's a slap in the faceto everyone of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our D's." -Xander
2.21 Becoming Pt.1
ReplyDelete"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." -Spike
2.22 Becoming Pt.2
ReplyDelete"Dru bagged a slayer?! She didn't tell me! Hey, good for her. Though not from your perspective, I suppose." -Spike