Buffy Season 2

Season 2 quotes

2.01 When She Was Bad

"Yeah, that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat - the stains." - Jenny

2.02 Some Assembly Required

"Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies." - Buffy


2.03 School Hard

"You get the hell away from my daughter." - Joyce

2.04 Inca Mummy Girl

"Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong." - Willow

2.05 Reptile Boy

"Why did I ever let you talk me into coming here?" - Cordelia

2.06 Halloween

"She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?" - Willow

2.07 Lie to Me

"Uh, where's the doorknob?" - Spike

2.08 The Dark Age

"Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed." - Buffy

2.09 What's My Line Pt. 1

"Don't warn the tadpoles!" - Willow

2.10 What's My Line Pt. 2

"No wonder you died." - Kendra

2.11 Ted

"How is Angel? Pretend I care." - Xander

2.12 Bad Eggs

"But you promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey." - Buffy

2.13 Surprise

"Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?" - Oz

2.14 Innocence

"I'll just let it burn." - Buffy

2.15 Phases

"He said he was going through all these changes, then he went through all these changes." - Willow


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Buffy Season 1

Season 1 Quotes

1.01 Welcome to Hellmouth

"When I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anthing cool, or witty, or at all." - Willow

1.02 Harvest

"Deliver" - Willow

1.03 Witch

"Well, pardon me for finding the glass half-full." - Giles

1.04 Teacher's Pet

"So I'm an undead monster that can shave with my hand. How many things am I afraid of?" - Buffy

1.05 Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

"Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time." - Giles

1.06 The Pack

"You know, you're right. Suddenly the animals look shiny and new." - Buffy

1.07 Angel

"That school is amazing." - Joyce

1.08 i Robot. . . You jane

"Welcome to my world. You scared?" - Jenny

1.09 The Puppet Show

"So that horny dummy thing really isn't an act, is it? - Buffy

1.10 Nightmares

"What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?" - Master

1.11 Out of Mind, Out of Sight

"There are no dead students here. . . this week." - Principal Snyder

1.12 Prophecy Girl

"I have no breath" - Angel

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My friend and I are watching every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and each picking out our favorite quote from each episode. . . .


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